Girl Unaffiliated: 2016 in the Words of Jane Austen

Do you ever wonder how the books of Jane Austen would change if she was writing them in the present?

"The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never swipe right on a man whom I can really love." -Swag & Sensibility

Original quote: "The more I know of the world, the more I am convinced that I shall never see a man whom  I can really love." -Sense & Sensibility

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by hot people in the right Instagram filter." -Emma

Original quote: "Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way." -Emma

"What are men to likes and favorites?" -Pride & Pinterest

Original quote: "What are men to rocks and mountains?" -Pride & Prejudice

"A lot of followers is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." -LinkedIn Park

Original quote: "A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." -Mansfield Park

"I may have lost my phone, but not my self control." -Emma

Original quote: "I may have lost my heart, but not my self control." -Emma

"If I could but know his password, everything would become easy." -Swag & Sensibility

Original quote: "If I could but know his heart, everything would become easy." -Sense & Sensibility

"You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love dat ass." -Pride & Pinterest

Original quote: "You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." -Pride & Prejudice

Well, now you know.

​Happy anachronism.
GU